wear a tux everywhere. foreigners only know of western culture from movies, and you will be mistaken for James Bond, the man of many faces. Adventure, expensive hotel rooms and and dramatic sex with many women who turn out to be cold blooded assassins are sure to follow.

you work in Manhattan, spouse works on long island, children go to St Francis, then your ideal home location should be Bed Stuy....

here's what I (try to live by:

I wouldn't put an workstation like that in anything less than a supersonic jet.

I wanted to say something witty related to City of God, but my brain failed me.

@LeopoldSwallow:

if I use the same command on .jpg files, will it make an mpg? :)

does it support vba scriptin

going back to uni next year and am employed full time right now. I need a printer at home to be able to print out resume and other application materials without my coworkers finding out I am planning to leave next year.

@krewl:

I have a Nokia E61 phone (the one without WiFi) with AT&T. No data plan, just 500 texts per month.