God can take the wheel, so long as the state has her keys.

I believe the officer was quoted as saying “I swear, I thought he was black!”

Is that too minor an issue? How about the enemy AI being completely oblivious to ranged attacks, despite one of the four playable characters specializing in them? Observe as Cattie-brie fires off arrow burst after arrow burst into a group of enemies whose only reaction is to slowly die.

Oh, the wailing and the flood of tears we would get if they were denied entrance to anything solely occupied/owned by brown people! The whole point of the system they created is to make sure they’re the ones dishing it out, not taking it. They immediately make themselves the victim if anything doesn’t go their way or…

From Wikipedia: “Despite the exclusive status of the beach club and membership, the northeast end of the beach is open to the public and known colloquially as Reject’s Beach.”

Fuck.

She SAID she would pay for the damages, but just wait until Portland tries to collect.  Then will come the white lady tears and “something something taking the food off my kid’s plates”.

Nvidia: Fuck Linux.

The best episode of Community is no longer available on Netflix.

Yeah - you’d think that’d be obvious considering how many years Community was on the brink of being cancelled, but of course nuance is dead on the Internet.

It isn’t who I am either.

It isn’t who I am either.

Can we use Charles to help us or will he just crash into the airship?

That airship looks very familiar.

I’m sorry, but let me just give everyone the best Mountain Goats song there is and let that be that:

If you’re not familiar with The Mountain Goats, you have a choice. You can go jump down a YouTube rabbit hole and come out a changed person or just keep scrolling.

Ford left some engineers at Aston after they sold them off to whoever.