Hold the phone buddy. The Civic has a fantastic butt.

nobody finds you remotely funny or entertaining, troll. Begone, troll.

Nobody thought it was strange that the titles of two of his collections were “Tous Les Yeux Sur Moi” and “Strictement Pour Mes Niggas” 

It sounds like you believe the justice system should be more about punishment rather than deterrence. While that may make you *feel* better, we have about a thousand studies demonstrating that strict punitive consequences don’t necessarily prevent crime, ESPECIALLY crime perpetrated by children and teens.

Beckeisha with the cheap hair.

Space wizard? The one that came from the moon?

It depends entirely on the car and PO. You’ve got a few combinations to think about:

What a pair of knobs. Fuck em both, but fuck the asshole in the Sentra even more. Motherfucker tried to kill the biker twice. That shit is attempted murder. Fuck that cop too. Fuck everyone. Fuck me. Fuck this chair. Fuck solidworks. Fuck this mouse. Fuck punctuation.