Uhhh DUH. What, they're gonna go to some "big" city in Wisconsin, "demolish" the "city" leaving, what? 1500 ppl dead? Aint nobody got time for that.

23mil. ppl live in/around The City. BOOM.

"Sorry I'm a little bit drunk" says every asshole trying to sound cool.

It's a soccer ball, no?

Mmm MMM and uncut it appears. I'd be his candy stripper (not a typo).

So what you're saying is, is that for 3.5hrs we have to pretend that those white people are actually Egyptian? I don't think I could keep that up in my own mind for that long.

Uhhhh it's fairly easy to change copy on the back end of sites/apps. Here's what shoulda happened:

Mike: OMG!!! There's a typo on our banner! The game is 100% complete, could someone change that copy ASAP for me? I'd really appreciate a quick response! Thanks so much!!!!!

Steam: Oops! Our bad, totally just changed it.…