I didn’t realize it was a joke until this:

No it doesn’t. It feels like we’re specifically benefiting from a predatory system at the expense of others. Maybe your feelings aren’t that important compared to what other people have to deal with?

Let’s do this.

Oh, you don’t know what words mean. That explains a lot. Here you go, start here.

Yes it does.

What qualifies Fennessey to opine, at length, at the inside machinations of this industry?

...he didn’t misspell “narcissistic.”

Not racist in Canada? Start with this.

Which gif though?

Trump reminds me of my classmates who’d brag about not knowing how to read.

He thinks he one-upped someone who’s considered more intelligent. He’s pretty much saying: “See, this guy isn’t so smart after all.”

I’ll start studying that and let you know.

Exactly. Just post some before and after pics on social media and let them find out on their own time.

Shoes in the house is an American thing. I don’t get why people track dirt all over their house.

Clearly these people aren’t familiar with Nuremberg in Harry Potter.

“who is simultaneously an alpha asshole dead-set on achieving his goals”

I’m confident that this bill will make life more difficult and dangerous for sex workers while making sure the men who “accidentally” ended up paying for their services get leniency.

Who’s more elite, Flacco or Cousins?

If it takes 4 or more messages to sort out, calling is better.

And they’re all great.