As a fisherman who hates catching them (I release every one alive to the sea) one less sandshark in the world is generally a good thing. They are bait stealing vermin. Unfortunately it is the practice of many fisherman and boat crews to slash their throats before returning them in to the water. These googans are worse…

How dare you? The world is flat.

"Throw me at him."

Earth rules.

This list better include Dr. Octagon.

"I swear. I was just 'looking for my keys,' bub."

But will it affect an aspirin between the knees? [gawker.com]

The Bible.

I was about to vote for Misty Mountain Hop.

We need more innovation explained to us via teddy bear head shaped diagrams.

Very cool but I can't help but think it looks delicious. Especially with some lemon and melted butter, or maybe nigiri style.

Maybe this is why he used to used to live in a bubble...

comic sans tolerance

The robots will use this against us.

Will this help usher in the era of practical carbonite freezing?

Sounds a bit shmaltzy.