And real mythology is the worse for it. Beta Ray Bill is the BEST THING MARVEL HAS DONE TO THE THOR COMICS IN EVER.

Except he's Heimdall.

Beta Ray Bill is so fucking fantastic he should be on legal currency. ALL legal currency, everywhere.

9) Beta Ray Bill

I think you mean "Nerfed Mjolnir".

Wouldn't that be Mjolnerf?

First choice: Wizard school on the Isle of Roke in Earthsea.

Garden from FFVIII

Nope. Shepard is a shape shifting chameleon that can only change skin tone and gender when the sun and moon align just right to form the great "Unable to decode appearance" error.

It's no cosplay, but one last time for shits and giggles, here's my Shepard:

Speaking of costumes, I went to a party with some old college buddies dressed as cat woman. I kind of just threw stuff together to make my own take on the design, the only thing I bought was the whip and some witch nails. The mask thing on my head is an old t-shirt I cut up. Reminds me of the Tim Burton cat woman…

Thanks for the mammaries Harley.

No Clancy Brown? Also known as Mr. Krabs and Lex Luthor in voice acting If you check IMDb, his name has been in almost every major animated series since Gargoyles.

Relevant pic to all the Gargoyles connections.

Legacy of Kain

So tl,dr:

The Monster Squad is absolutely, legitimately, unironically great. No question about it.

If your neighbourhood werewolves aren't neutered, well...that's just irresponsible.

So, so happy that I'm not the only person who remembers Monster Squad.