“...if I hammered the throttle, there was a tiny bit of hesitation before the electric thrusters shot the Taycan down the street.”

My wife and I were supposed to go to Denver next year, but with all this thuggary going on we may have to rethink our trip.

a huge greasy pumpkin sitting in the middle of the high tech finery.

well yeah you only need like what 3 buicks to have a 90 day supply?

Love the contact info. I guess having a “Full roll gage” will help keep the kids safe.

Each battery has 1 2" long piece of steel in it jingling around. Hit a speed bump the wrong way and it grounds the cells and the whole thing goes “poof”

People are vulnerable when they are uncertain, especially when costs could be large and are unknown.

What the fuck is up with ALL of these suggestions?

Pick the twin you like the best.

Honda Element only seats 4. So one of your kids has to go. Sorry. 

conducted at an off-road course in Ocaña in the Spanish province of Toledo

Ple se cal  docter

Meh, that’s a stock Wrangler. By the time it has a couple thousand dollars of modifications such as Angry Eyes, Military Grade LEDs, wheels with Ben Hur spinners, Bikini Tops, etc. it will be just as good as sitting in a parking lot outside of a mall as any of the others.

In the proverbial words of Rob Schneider, “Do eeeeet!”

Owning an RS6 outside of the warranty period? Do you also share needles?

I know, shoulda asked the wife to throw some tummy tea on that stretcher so I could get paaaid

Just doing some quick math here, assuming it’s around what they currently sell for, it’d be around $93K +TTT, so... $105K, plus some options, which means you’d likely land around $115K. Since Audi’s tend to age like a fine... uhm, bread... let’s assume it’s going to be worth $48K in 36 months.

That’s not true; I’ve already put in a request with our Chronographic Restitution Department, and they’ve agreed to credit your account seven extra minutes. You’re welcome.

Stanley Meyer? He was a fraudster. You can’t split water and then get more than that amount of energy back from turning it back into water. 1st law of thermodynamics.