There are two turbos. Shouldn’t that be pfffft, pfffft?

I have a local Alfa dealer. Turns out they sell Alfas there.

It’s OK. I understand. I don’t want it either.

I DON’T WANT YOUR COMPANY OKAY

Fancy Kristen,

OH! Jokes about the reliability of Alfa Romeo. SO original and funny! HAHAHA!

Some might say the successor will be a Jagwire. 

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

They haven’t said whether their paradigms will have manual or automatic shifts.

Behemoths with tiny asses like the BMW X6.

Those features that turn a 3 or 5 series into a GT. Whatever that combination of trunklid/high ceiling is the dumbest combo as of late. I’d rather be seen in an Aztek, because at least that has some sort of cheesy relationship with Breaking Bad.

Depends; are they Richard Petty Motorsports fans? Because losing is a tradition as well.

I rented a car once. After opting for the rental car insurance on the rental agreement paperwork, I thanked the clerk for their time and assistance. For the duration of the rental period, I obeyed all traffic laws and proper motorist etiquette. Since I was only renting the car, and it was not mine, I was considerate…

It wasn’t a rental, per se, but one time these kids dropped off a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California at the parking garage I worked at. I knew they were probably playing hooky from high school and it was most likely their parent’s car, so me and a buddy took it for a joy ride around the streets of Chicago. There may have…

The year is 2040.

The reply to that text: “I said not contact me anymore you creep. I’m calling the cops and getting a restraining order.”

I truly found a human tooth with filling wedged between the dash and the windshield in my red 318is when I pulled the windshield to do the headliner. Text to girlfriend “found tooth in e30 :(“

Whatever it is I’m sure the fuel companies hate it.

The world’s first Hundred Grand Cherokee.

Shoot me an email, and let me know which you like. kurt@kurtbradley.co