I’m with you. I think it looks pretty good, except maybe the back from a certain angle that has a whiff of a clone of the new Civic.

It sounds like a video game final boss. In fact, anyone who played Mass Effect 2 should catch the similarities to a Reaper. #nerdandproud

More like “PPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!”closely followed by hundreds of massive projectiles.

Is that a Polestar wagon I spot back there? Is that an upcoming review??

5th gear:

Damn it, guys...

I liked the article and its angle, Patrick. Well written, Benjamin.

Almost everyone: Gah! Kill it! Burn it!

Texan here. “Dallas”ing doesn’t mean...anything. Seriously, I’ve sat here for a good five minutes trying to read into what you could mean, and I’ve got nothing but tortured metaphors.

The jokes, they write themselves!

Props for the use of “whilst.”

Funnily enough, I’ve slowly come ‘round to 911's over the last few years. Had to google barcelona chairs. I’m okay with them.

Thank God, I’m not the only one who noticed this with DRLs, particularly late 2000's model year SUVs. More Yukons/Suburbans/etc. have a DRL out than don’t.

Jalop self-hate will always get my vote for COTD, sir/madam

Standards slip on both fronts when you have a kid.

“FERD!”

Spanish Ballaban?

I believe it’s supposed to represent the Pleiedes. Something about a constellation that represents sisters? I could Google this but eh, posting a half-ass comment is easier.

If it does, I’ll eat a pie.

Why does it have office chair casters for wheels? I know manufacturers used to fit smaller wheels and tires to cars but this seems particularly egregious. Otherwise, good lines.