“But it’s also kind of like, Ehh, don’t drag me into your politics.”

Weird ass games like this from Japan are clear signs that we are indeed in the best timeline. Never change Japan. Never change.

yeah, except its not fine and anyone that throws a cat at any capacity should be punched in the fucking face.

Worldwide manhunt for- a comic book pirate...

Priorities...

That instrument is broken out only for performances of Beethoven’s Symphony No. 3-some.

If only there was some sort of giant mech robot that the players could get into that could have the ability to fall from space and be named as one of the names used frequently for Greek pagan deities that could be used to kill these dragons. Oh well.. it’s just my thoughts.

Oh my.. I want- nay, NEED these images without all the text!

So... what about the pokemon that can’t be transferred to the new platform? do they cease to exist or something?

Does it have the FF9 assets too?!

The entire Microsoft press conference can literally be summed up as “We learned! Please forgive us”.
1) Focus on gaming and a dedication to the console itself.
2) Indie Games and Triple A all at the same times.
3) Japanese games a plenty - though please show me actual game play of Dragon Ball Kakarot please. Is it an RPG…

No, I’m sure it’s going to be “run a casino” update that’ll be so ridiculously expensive you’ll have to basically have buy shark cards for cause fuck you give us more money, which only makes me want to not bother even more than I already do.

[scrolling down to ask “Who the fuck -” ah, nevermind - someone covered it]

Who the heck has 15 friends?

I’m just gonna be an old for a minute:

“BUT MUH ALL-DIGITAL FUTURE!”

It is broadly true that we have never owned the rights to the various pieces of entertainment we purchase; be they games with EULAs, films, albums, or what have you, we’ve only ever been purchasing licenses—and those licenses, limited as they were,…

Hey, if your ass can take it, more power to you!

Look, the highlight of my day is a nice relaxing dump. I’m not ever going to be one of those 30 second poopers that run in all grunting and heavy breathing like they’re delivering triplets. I just want to sit there, relax and just let it happen. Catch up on some reading, maybe review my day. Then come out feeling like…

Aaand we’re hungry again...