It’s already happened. Took two days, a House measure, five Congressmen, two governors, six lawyers, and three hospitals to get a waiver, but she got through. And her likely outcome is a lot better than the current one.

Wait, this is the internet? Are you sure?

But other people do, and that’s perfectly OK. I have broken up with dudes for less reason. You seem really upset about it, though. Maybe switch to decaf?

you are not REVERSING shit you are just not finishing the job. I feel like this should be a clear distinction. You are not resurrecting a dead baby you are simply just not following through with killing it (sorry for the crude language but JEEZ THIS MAKES ME MAD).

You know, people’s opinions are a very direct way of getting to know someone. For instance, some people harbor the opinion that white males are the only people that matter and this translates into them throwing hissy-fits about the expansion of women’s roles in movies and films.

Tiny houses are upper middle class poverty fantasies. Same with “open concept” floor plans. You want to live in a small house and “do with less” ? Do it while making poverty wages 

To all of you dumb asses in the grays talking shit to me...think critically about how history is tilted toward white superiority. When did you learn that the Indians got a raw deal? How long did it take you to realize that slavery was more than just a small blemish in our history and actually the way this FUCKING…

Aren’t all whites racist to some degree whether they know it or not?

“First of all let me say that the only reason I terrorized your family is because you people are evil and want to destroy America. It was nothing personal. Secondly, I want to thank you for settling this in a real court, and not reverting to that Creeping Sharia Law you folks love so much. And thirdly, I just want to…

Always such a bullshit statement. I’d love to hear his ideas about the content of that conversation, but he can start by explaining why muslims should even have to explain to willfully ignorant morons why they and other muslims are not trying to kill them. He can’t even keep his sense of entitlement out of an apology.

Again with that “Have an open conversation” shit...

Not sure I see what the problem is. Fair and balanced is fair and balanced.

Somehow, despite all that the 5-year-old had been through, a judge agreed to allow Naomi Hall supervised visitation with the child at the hospital.

From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.

I’m just saying, this kind of thing never happens at a steakhouse.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

Praise be motherfuckers.

Yes, that seems reasonable, but these days I’m just not sure that the cabin staff would actually be reasonable. It seems like everyone’s nerves are always frayed.