I will take king George now at his age, anytime over Trump

AND he received President Barak Obama in his pajamas. Cheeky one, that Georgie.

The tantrum will be thrown by the sibling with the adorable resting bitch face. (I hate all babies except him.)

Right, the clear answer here is George. One day he’s ruining your wedding, the next he’s invading your country and taking all your spices before he decides he doesn’t like them.

Are you kidding? Prince George has already done the following (live on tv, no less): beat up a commoner baby at a play date, tried to murder a cute bunny in Australia, and dismissed the Prime Minister of Canada’s attempts at a welcome handshake. Prince George is going to ruin that wedding.

I don’t even speak to my republican coworkers after one fucker told me “I guess you’ll be moving back to somalia now” on November 9th. I work at a nonprofit in Silicon Valley and have never lived in HOA.

Do captions really bother non-hearing impaired folks? I use captions all the time because I like to watch netflix on my phone while in th tub, Margot Tenebaum-style, and it echoes too much/annoys my boyfriend. Even when he’s not around and I have the volume up, I leave the captions set to ‘on’ because I’m lazy and I…

Brag thread! What’s a super cool thing you have accomplished recently?

We have Trump because America has a bunch of racist assholes who are willing to screw themselves over economically just to fuck over people of color? Yeah, that sounds right.

As an Asian person I would like to say how frustrating it can be to tell people, yes we experience racism. And they’ll be like well you guys are so smart! And you’ll be fine.

The Trump cannot read conspiracy* may be the best thing that Sam Bee has done. And that is one high fucking bar.

No, we’re not. We can talk about it.

I will. Don’t spit fire and act like an ass if you can’t fucking take it.

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.

And when, inevitably, the filibuster is abolished for legislation too, the Senate will essentially be no different than the House. So, how about we get rid of the electoral college and show these bastards the true tyranny of the majority. New York and California will use their sheer numbers to crush the flyover states…

Because Ivanka has specifically positioned herself as a moderating influence to her father, as the “neutral” advocate for women whose goal is to bring her father around to a “better” position.

“I did it for the economy. We needed a change.”

I feel bad for him. But her? Screw that. She should have listened to him more carefully, or, you know, not drunk the Kool-Aid and done some research. The only good thing to come of this is that maybe, just maybe, people like this will turn on him in 2020.

I love Niecy Nash and will watch anything with her in it. That’s all I came to say.