So Gay marriage is pretty much like regular marriage? Got it!

I won’t be satisfied until Barbie’s paunch can support a pretty sizable little pile of doritos when she’s slouching in her desk chair because THAT’S MY STYLE AND I NEED REPRESENTATION.

This is a you problem, not a Caitlyn Jenner problem.

1) Because musical theater, with few exceptions, is mostly annoying. And musical theater performers are, without exception, always annoying.

It’s amazing to think that some people don’t really like crowds, or noise, or musicals, isn’t it? Just let me try to relax quietly, thank you.

“Though I’m sure there was at least one who hated every second of it”

You guys, I might actually read this.

I hope his inner monologue reads like Beavis from Beavis and Butthead.

I cannot understand why no one spoke up for her. Especially when the bigot told her to shut the fuck up. No way in hell would I have kept my mouth shut.

I work in higher Ed and during my recent pregnancy my employer constantly threatened me. First they wanted me to take the semester off (with no pay no health insurance). When I declined- they tried to say I could only take 2 weeks off, even after having qualified for FMLA. Then when I took 6 weeks off, they tried to…

Why, it’s almost as if this “United Bible Fellowship Ministries” would prefer that their employees get abortions, since they’re so dead set against pregnancy. How.... Christian of them?

Can you send him a link to this pic so they can do it right? I mean, they’re on tv. We have to look at their hair too.

Is this supposed to be some sort of adoring gaze? My dog looks at me like this when I put him in the bathtub.

Is there some sort of Carnegie-style course that teaches people how to do this style of submissive-defeat face on cue?

I am having SERIOUS FEELINGS about whatever Chrissy Teigan has done up there with bread and cheese.

I get the sense that the same people vociferously defending Josh Duggar and his shitheel parents wouldn’t hesitate to protest against any other known sex offender, say, moving into their neighborhoods.

I bet this is a pretty calculated response from Santorum. I’m sure he must have seen the utter shit storm that Phukabees incurred after he defended that Duggar.

And 7:17 P.M. Eastern Standard Time on May 25, 2015 was the exact moment I became permanently in favor of banning books. No one should be legally allowed to read that.

This is incredibly well written and well thought out. I’m sorry that your name pops up with such a terrible association, that must hurt but seriously great job on this piece.