Thank god. I feel so much safer. /sarcasm

Nope.

IS THAT DUSTIN?!

This reeks of respectability politics and I’m not here for it.

She looks... a mess.

I guarantee you there is someone on this jury who thinks like my 60-something black father: “He was going to buy NBC so you know the white man had to find a way to put a nigga back in his place!” *eye roll gif*

OMG, you’re dead on about how us “non-traditional” students are in class. I’ve seen kids just not “do” final PAPERS! I’m like, um... so you DGAF at all about your grades, huh? I think it’s because I went to college straight out of high school, didn’t know what I really wanted to do and failed out after one year.

This is all amazing advice, thank you so much!

I’m late to tonight’s social, so I really hope someone sees this. I’m 37 years old and went back to college full time last year to finish my degree, majoring in Political Science and minoring in Women’s Studies.

Y’all seen this bullshit?

You obviously don’t know who Dr. Pimple Popper is.

INCREDIBLY UNRELATED, but every time I see a picture of him now with all those moles? skin tags? I wanna go all Dr. Pimple Popper on him.

I graduate next May and I’ve already warned my mom that if my school has some right-wing nutjob as it’s commencement speaker, I’m engaging in some form of protest, whether it be booing or just silently walking out. I don’t know who they got this year, but last year’s speaker was Gov. Greg “I hate Texas women” Abbott.

I’m annoyed that Chris Rock put Kerry on blast.

Currently writing my manifesto for my Feminist Theory class!

You can’t tell me this is all about torching then pissing on Obama’s legacy.

“Well damn, if we boycott all the airlines, who the hell we gon’ fly?”

At this point, Bernie can kiss my black ass. I just don’t like him.

I rebuke this.

I bought a jar of Talenti Cinnamon Peach Piscuit gelato at the store today.