The purpose of mission trips is to convert people to Christianity, is it not?

William Fichtner is so secksy to me.

GET THAT MOTHERFUCKING WHITE MONEY!!!!

I like wearing socks with Tevas & Birkenstocks!

I’m not mad. Good for you Patricia.

I call for a silent cash register in each major grocery store.

I'm so confused.

I gave a friend my Hulu password last night so she could watch Broad City for the first time.

I know this doesn’t fall under the category of “looks,” but I recall once telling my mom that I loved her. Her response?

I’m getting to the point where I feel that we deserve this.

GET THAT WHITE MONEY MARTESE!

Only T.I. I acknowledge is Texas Instruments.

See, this is why I can’t with these people, anti-marriage equalitiers, and anti-choicers.

I hope POTUS really did block that little shit.

She really gives 100000% when she performs. Bey is the only artist I don’t feel salty about not doing encores because she leaves it alll out on the stage.

“We called Fetty Wap who is the hottest artist in the country right now and he was five minutes away (from the venue) and asked him if he could come,”

Dan Patrick has the game so fucked up with this shit, I don’t even know where to begin to set him upon the right path.

At my paternal grandmother’s funeral, my uncle-who hated my mom-got in my face and told me he was going to kill her before the service. During his MOTHER’S service he proceeded to shout and cuss about the “snakes” in the church-referring to my dad and their other siblings.

Are they also going to pass a bill giving parents of Down Syndrome/special needs kids additional monies for whatever additional care is needed?

I love Xanadu!!!! I remember trying to make my friends watch this in high school, mid 90s. They refused to watch when they Kira & Sonny turned into cartoon animals. :(