Hmph, whatevs...
Fatty Flying Tip™: You can buy seatbelt extenders for maybe $40 on Amazon. I had to fly for the first time after avoiding it for YEARS and it really saved on the embarrassment factor. Also, buy a First Class ticket if you can, I was lucky rnough to find one that wasn't a gazillion dollars.
"***flawless" I see what you did there.
LEAVE.
Looking back, I get the feeling my mom LOVED when I went to sleepovers so she could get rid of me for the night.
Or... you could just not click on any Beyonce related story. I mean, there's that...
I used to follow her on IG but I quit because she hardly ever posted pictures and started doing a lot of really annoying shout outs for other accounts.
Good. Then he'll be at my house one week earlier than planned for the sex.
Actually, I'm 99% sure that's the jacket given to her by one of the fans at one of her South American shows. (I'm a bit of a Bey Stan...)
So... she's legit banned from FB? How is it that when I report a comment from a white guy talking about "Niggers" on the Lay's page in a thread about their Chicken and Waffles chips, I get a reply back that his comment is okay? This chick is definitely one of The Worst™, but really FB?
I need someone (Richard Lawson preferably) to create some EPIC Harry and Alexander gay fanfic STAT.
Where was Nan this whole episode? I really like this show, but it annoys me how characters will just be MIA during an episode with no explanation given. Once again: this is the most poorly supervised school EVER!
THIS. It's this shit right here is why I am Team Wendy 4 lyfe.
The next time I'm talking to a kid like him I'm going to say "YOU'RE DOING WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO DO! THEY LOVE YOUR APATHY! THEY KNOW THAT IF YOU DO VOTE, YOU WON'T BE VOTING FOR THEM! SO KEEP NOT VOTING! THAT'S WHAT "THE MAN" WANTS!"
So... I've been doing a lot of volunteer work in the last few weeks for Wendy Davis in Ft. Worth. The other day, I was at a local college getting kids registered to vote and one young black man simply refused to sign up, saying that "Voting didn't matter," and that it was "dumb." I wanted to yell "Are you FUCKING…
THIS IS THE MOST POORLY SUPERVISED SCHOOL EVER.
I need this to happen to me. But with Beyonce.
Sophie will now go on to prosper in life.