I commented on Melissa's Instagram account on a post about her promoting this book, asking if Joe would be there advocating marital rape and included his quote. Now I'm being attacked, with people saying he was "joking" and that I "need a man." SIGH

Has he personally seen her diving in some muff?

What's with this whole anti-Ashley name thing going around on the internets right now? That's my name and it makes me sad. :(

Does anyone know if Anna Sui still makes a pencil eyeliner? I've searched the ends of the internet and haven't been able to find a black one. My eyeliner purchased in the mid-2000s is a little, ahem, crusty...

You watch your mouth when you talk about Bey!

Am I the only person wishing it was ME that married Seth Meyers this weekend?

Concur. This show went downhill so fast I almost got whiplash. For awhile I was tuning in, fast forwarding to the musical numbers, and then one day I forgot to set the DVR and I was like, "Welp, I guess it's over for me and Glee..." But I will watch the first few eps of the new season, just out of curiosity on how…

YAAASSS! Slay them hos. Snatch those wigs. Murk them bitches Bey! DO. IT.

Enjoy it in moderation people.

I made pesto once-I doubled the garlic because garlic and OH MY GOD! It was too much. Tasty, but WAAAY too garlic-y.

Nail, meet head.

Welp, had he gone to jail the COs would have at least made an *effort* to keep him alive.

I want to see this, but I fear that I will make me feel all rage-y.

I was always a Freddie girl, m'self.

This movie looks a hot horrible ass mess.

On Perry Island, each day begins with a group reciting of the Lord's Prayer.

I'm not originally from TX, but I live here now and all this fuckshit is a massive motivator to me to get my crap together, finish school, and get the FUCK. OUT.