He’s only 46. Unless you’re a teenager, you really don’t have to feel too bad.

The reasons he doesn’t realize this are twofold: (1) because people buy his comics in droves - some of us even like them; (2) he’s got ‘H8rs gonna h8 h8 h8 h8 h8’ on repeat in his shiny dome.

Uhm, those men and women aren’t cishet. They lose that identifier when they’re aroused by / attracted to, w/e, members of their gender... they’re just cis. They might be pretending to be cishet, but that’s like calling someone straight because they only stchupp people of the same sex on the down low. See the problem…

Ot’s really annoying how lazy we are with these two terms. We could keep it simple and agree that you’re a terrorist if you target and murder non-combatants & civilians - but that would place the label on most established governments, especially the ones happy to throw the label around at anyone we disagree with. It…

Guise, Guise, chill. There will totally be a hotfix for this, they’ll get to it right after they fix the PS4 text issue.

Really? I guess I should give it a shot. The impression I got from the Fury Road trailers was that the movie was just various shades of orange. Are there other colors too?

If state violence worked, our rates of violent crime would be higher today compared with violent crime rates back when we had torture racks, debtors prisons, hanging trees, and used them liberally.

Ultron’s plan:

“Police the world...”

You don’t have to be mad at people to recognize they are not deserving of the benefits the internet offers them.

Compare tribal or stateless homicide rates with rates in your neighborhood. That will give you a pretty clear picture of how humans operate without a Leviathan, or a significant stake in the creation of one. The good news is that we can’t murder people through the internet so easy. S.W.A.T.ting’s rather unreliable in…

I will agree that your stated condition - the ability to pick up laundry - has no bearing on My ability or readiness for marriage. Personally I’m not ready to ask any woman alive to put up with me for an evening, let alone the rest of my life, because I have not got enough conscious fondness or compassion for the man…

Rabbits aren't that bad...

That's actually unfair to both Allen and Mark: Allen laid out specific conditions that need to change before he's comfortable with marrying Mark. Mark, for his part, was honest in relaying those conditions. There's no absence of definitiveness: Mark's will is simply stronger on this particular issue than Allen's.

Perhaps we’re just emphasizing the wrong syllables?

Perhaps we’re just saying it wrong - too fast or slow, or emphasizing the wrong syllables?

Hey, wait, you're right!

yeah, but he was beating them up in Prison in the first two games, so where are they gonna go?

That was one of the game's conceits that tended to bother me, the notion that Batman would fight hundreds upon hundreds of hardened criminals in a single evening and not die of exhaustion. I hope we someday get a Batman game that's more episodic, so that you have some sense that Mr. Wayne gets to sleep once in a…

Oh how I dearly hope they call him Spider-Boy or Spider-Kid. He's young enough to be Parker's son after all!