Delicious.

1/10. meh

Put some ice on it, and apply ointment liberally to area of the burn.

3/10. Not bad, if a little repetitive.

0/10. Poor comeback. Failed to address the central burn.

Maybe next time. Stephen does spend a lot of time picturing the President naked.

8.5/10 Staying on top of the issues.

6/10. Honestly, it was average. But I liked that emotional appeal at the end. Very moving.

4/10. A bit weird, but I see a lot of potential.

7/10. Not enough use of the word racist.

Gillum and Nelson? Barry’s really got the magic touch, eh?

Wait till they grow up and realize that he’s a war criminal. They’ll be so disappointed. Or maybe they’ll pretend it never happened, like good liberals.

That’s because you haven’t accepted that Islam is a special religion and must receive a pass. Don’t tell anyone it was founded by a pedophile. We’d look stupid if people knew that our entire belief system was based on the thoughts of a child molestor. That would totally not be woke!

Yes.

Wow, you are a complete moron. But yes, liberals probably do think the weather is sexist, and racist, and homophobic and a Nazi.

Why the hair? Looking at that snout, I’d like to know why this pig doesn’t cover her face?

Oh my god! Black Muslims! Are they gangsters or terrorists?

Being a Muslim in America is far less dangerous than being a non-Muslim in any s-hole Islamic country. Or being a woman in an Islamic country. Go back to your cave.

Yeah, pretty bleak, and you certainly can’t go back to Africa. I mean, what a s-hole? War, poverty, famine, disease. Every time some ebola breaks out they need us white people to go over there and fix it. Hmmm, I wonder why there are zero developed black-majority countries?

I don’t think the website says they accept thugs.