Mayers’ bathroom break strategy caught up to her once she took the job at Yahoo! as she immediately proceeded to shit all over it.

Also Swamp Thing. Fun Fact: Swamp Thing has a daughter in the Pre-Nu52 timeline, Tefé Holland. She technically has two dads: John Constantine and Swap Thing. Swamp Thing is her spiritual father and Constantine his her biological father.

What’s so funny about a console pre-loaded with 30 games for the price of a single PS4 game or 4 tickets for a 2 hour movie?

Cyborg is always a titan to me. Shouldn’t be in JLA.

I’m so excited to hear news about Sense8! I thought it was easily one of the most enthralling shows of last year.

I take movies roughly as seriously as they take themselves. Fast and Furious franchise? A brain-off fun time. This movie, on the other hand, takes itself super seriously and should be mocked appropriately.

I asked my cat if he would be into being fed less.

Has this fucking guy seen the men who’ve coached the Browns?

3. Tom Brady snapped at him when he tried to pull Brady’s face out of a bag of dog treats he left lying around.

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

TFA basically comes down to being a soft reboot (to an extent), and a very necessary one, like you pointed out. Star Wars (outside of the EU stuff) had been almost irreparably damaged after the prequels, and they really needed to get back to their roots in order to get the fans and general audiences back. While they…

Force Awakens is basically the pilot episode of The Office on NBC.

I think you mean “than,” NOT “then.” I’m always shocked how often this mistake is made these days.

I read it as more him going “Please, please let me have more motivation than “Run Fast. Punch fast. Make joke.” in the script!”

ESOTSM is the greatest film about love ever made because of the realism. It is devoid of the hokeyness, pie in the sky view we usually get from Hollywood regarding love.

I’m not a Brit, but in my experience American football fills a very limited niche in Europe (and in Mexico City, another proposed expansion site). I’m a fan of American football, but I grew up with it, and it’s embedded into our culture - but think about it, introducing a sport into a market that is a) complicated to…

No, they don’t really care. (American) Football is just not part of the way of life there. Goodell is wasting his time and a lot of money on this. The man doesn’t know when to stop.

“At Disney we are now committed to ensuring there’s no bad female merchandise. The fact this means we don’t have any female merchandise at all anymore is beside the point.