I take movies roughly as seriously as they take themselves. Fast and Furious franchise? A brain-off fun time. This movie, on the other hand, takes itself super seriously and should be mocked appropriately.

I asked my cat if he would be into being fed less.

Has this fucking guy seen the men who’ve coached the Browns?

3. Tom Brady snapped at him when he tried to pull Brady’s face out of a bag of dog treats he left lying around.

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

Force Awakens is basically the pilot episode of The Office on NBC.

ESOTSM is the greatest film about love ever made because of the realism. It is devoid of the hokeyness, pie in the sky view we usually get from Hollywood regarding love.

I’m not a Brit, but in my experience American football fills a very limited niche in Europe (and in Mexico City, another proposed expansion site). I’m a fan of American football, but I grew up with it, and it’s embedded into our culture - but think about it, introducing a sport into a market that is a) complicated to…

No, they don’t really care. (American) Football is just not part of the way of life there. Goodell is wasting his time and a lot of money on this. The man doesn’t know when to stop.

Queso,” refers to ‘chile con queso,’ a Velveeta and Ro-tel tomato-based dip that is served hot. It’s Tex-Mex, and is tasty, but is just made from so many super-processed items. :\

I know, right? I WANT QUESO DIP AND CHIPS IS THAT SO HARD

Oh, I know that. It’s just become shorthand for “cheese dip” here.

Chips and dip on any restauraunt I’ve been to is tortilla chips and queso. Chips and Salsa is what you say when you want Chips and Salsa. Or, they could have looked at the menu, and ordered what was on it, like a functional human being.

Counter-point: if one has to Google the troubleshoot to make a piece of hardware work right out of the box, your product is not consumer ready.

It sounds like the problem is that you’re a fucking idiot (not that this is news by any stretch) rather than anything the Xbox is doing.

The panel of a Colonel Sanders pushing a black man out of his way, demanding satisfaction is basically America in a single panel.

Thank you. I need to know everything about Cheeseburger Lady.

Exactly...I have a feeling she is trying every meat she can get her vegetarian hands on...probably turning into Hannibal Lecter.