Ugh, I hate this trend. Breakups are the worst and sometimes they happen in public with no warning. My divorce was actually was started via a horrible, out of the blue conversation in Target that left both me and my ex husband in tears. Thank god it preceded this trend or it would have been tweeted by some asshole.…

Bread is good, no matter where it comes from!

One boot goes inside each paw.

Christ, that neck. Amazing.

That outfit should be sold with a slot on the sex offender registry and a list neighbours to warn.

As someone who has read the pretty decent novel in question, this case is nonsense. Gravity the book is about a contagious disease aboard a space station - it has nothing to do with the film Gravity besides the title. One would think Gerritsen's Rizzoli and Isles money would be enough for her.

Yeah, I was disappointed I couldn't find Victoria, I've heard decent things. I believe I've heard that Corona is going to start showing up more on tap in the US, and if so I'll feel obligated to give it a try. I like your Harp comparison. That's a beer I remembered sucking but recently enjoyed, so maybe importers are…

Gwyneth must be organically gaslighting Chris Martin into thinking it's all his fault.
And it was all yellow.

LOVE IT!

Color correction really isn't that big of a deal.

Awww, pancakes. It's okay to lash out. Waffles are all about love and forgiveness. That's why they come in heart shapes!

Please tell this to the green furry dude in the trash can down the street who has been the same way for like, I dunno, 40+ some years.

I mean, obviously the biggest plot hole, is HOW DOES HE GO NUMBER 1???? God, screenwriters just never think things through.

Some insane names I would love to use as middle names for children, but have been vetoed by Monsieur…

They ain't so great and driving cars, either.

I lived below a couple who we were pretty sure did internet porn. Every day (at least 4 times a day), at specific times, for 10 minutes.

You know, I actually really thought Tangled was a better musical. What song in Frozen is as compelling as "Mother Knows Best"?

I work at a doggie daycare, and I fart all the time secure in the knowledge that no one will hear over the barking, and I can just blame the smell on the dogs.