Gwyneth must be organically gaslighting Chris Martin into thinking it's all his fault.
And it was all yellow.

LOVE IT!

Color correction really isn't that big of a deal.

Awww, pancakes. It's okay to lash out. Waffles are all about love and forgiveness. That's why they come in heart shapes!

Please tell this to the green furry dude in the trash can down the street who has been the same way for like, I dunno, 40+ some years.

I mean, obviously the biggest plot hole, is HOW DOES HE GO NUMBER 1???? God, screenwriters just never think things through.

Some insane names I would love to use as middle names for children, but have been vetoed by Monsieur…

They ain't so great and driving cars, either.

I lived below a couple who we were pretty sure did internet porn. Every day (at least 4 times a day), at specific times, for 10 minutes.

You know, I actually really thought Tangled was a better musical. What song in Frozen is as compelling as "Mother Knows Best"?

I work at a doggie daycare, and I fart all the time secure in the knowledge that no one will hear over the barking, and I can just blame the smell on the dogs.

This is horribly anti-feminist of me, but it was also incredibly enjoyable. I was dating a total douche that was sleeping around with another girl. Of course, being a very mature young lady (/sarcasm), I was upset at this girl for stealing my man. I would get off work, go to his house, and she would be on the couch.…

-Lefties Do It In A Sinister Way