That was fun. Perhaps you could include a reference for where you got each tidbit?

Color correction really isn't that big of a deal.

Awww, pancakes. It's okay to lash out. Waffles are all about love and forgiveness. That's why they come in heart shapes!

Please tell this to the green furry dude in the trash can down the street who has been the same way for like, I dunno, 40+ some years.

I mean, obviously the biggest plot hole, is HOW DOES HE GO NUMBER 1???? God, screenwriters just never think things through.

Some insane names I would love to use as middle names for children, but have been vetoed by Monsieur…

They ain't so great and driving cars, either.

I lived below a couple who we were pretty sure did internet porn. Every day (at least 4 times a day), at specific times, for 10 minutes.

You know, I actually really thought Tangled was a better musical. What song in Frozen is as compelling as "Mother Knows Best"?

I work at a doggie daycare, and I fart all the time secure in the knowledge that no one will hear over the barking, and I can just blame the smell on the dogs.

I'd love to see the sound of a tree falling down when it thinks no-one is around to perceive it falling down.

"Look out! Black hole ahead!"

The world ended on a Wednesday.

Circle your current condition: alive / other.

Welcome mat gives vampire implied invitation.

Ironically, we ate the vegans first.

"Are you, me?" it asked scared.