Isn’t it a lot less time consuming and better (and honest) to just say, “hi,” and go from there?

Oh, I get it now, to turn things around so it seems you are after him and not the other way around. That sounds awfully insincere. I’ve been married for 7 years now, and we have been together eleven years total so I don’t know much about dating, but...do men really attempt this? And expect it to work?

I’m a man. I don’t think I could do that and not expect to be slapped across the face every time I opened my mouth.

I do. But that’s how it used to work, didn’t it? You found someone equally inadequate and hoped for the best. That’s how I met my lovely wife!

I don’t understand negs. What are they exactly in a real life setting? They sound dumb. Follow up question: What would a neg-neg be like?

I’m sorry, but a wardrobe full of flannel shirts should go in the Character Concerns bin.

You win at internetting for today, good sir/madam.

I’m Mexican. Please tell your sister she is nuts and to pronounce it correctly lest the ancient Aztec Gods visit her in her sleep and give her the runs.

Me too. I have shampooed my beard about four times since reading the last article, though. Now the lower part of my face feels like a baby’s head.

True, but if I had any severe allergies I would have sadly applied this logic to myself and have already stopped eating out or just sitting there and order water if it was a social occassion.

I’m one of those who admittedly don’t know much about the intricacies of boxing, and yet I want to care, because I like sports and I like competition and epic bouts of human athleticism. So I turned to the fight and see Mayweather fight, and understand how he employs his skills, and feel angry and shortchanged. This…

This is me, according to the lovely wife, who forbids me to both fully shave or grow it to lumberjack length, an agreement I can live with.

Once when I was about 18 years old, I was browsing the net late at night (most likely looking at porn,) and I managed to pry my eyes off the computer screen and looked outside... and it looked clear as day. The way the light hits naturally at about 6:30 in the morning, but it was midnight sharp. I went out to the…

Isn't not there being a Peter Parker kind of a big deal for Miles' version of the character, at least initially, Spider-verse or not?

It tastes like chicken. Upgrade needed.

Yeah, it's interesting how someone like, say, Julius Schwartz didn't, couldn't, or wouldn't come up with an interesting angle for the character.

True. You can't mock a character that's interesting. I've always been a bigger Marvel fan, and I, wrongly assumed that DC treated Aquaman similarly to what Marvel's always done with Namor, except a bit less of a jerk. and blond.

Yeah, and you can't just mock that as easily.

Outside of the context within the stories themselves, how he is an anti-hero, etcetera, this is probably the simplest reason.

I've always wondered why isn't Marvel's Namor equally mocked? I'm guessing it has to do with how both visually and character-wise, the submariner's always appeared hardened and distant.