It's interesting, because I saw the video a bunch of times on ESPN Deportes in Mexico. It seems no ones has told them they should allign with the narrative of hating the Patriots so darned much.

It's true. We didn't take the wrong path either because we chose to reproduce. I loved my old life, adored it, and often miss it. And yet... I wouldn't change it for the child pouring milk on her Snow White dress AS WE SPEAK.

Mom, I want to grow up to be this witty.

I have a daughter who is a toddler. AND STILL DEMANDS TO BE CARRIED AROUND.

Scoff all you want, but how many of us wouldn't do this, if we had her combo of delusion/riches/enablers?

A She-Hulk Barbie would break the internet, in ways Kim Kardashian wouldn't.

I just want a Captain Marvel one. Possibly a Ms. Marvel.

See, I fear that ship might have sailed already. Anything else?

True. Our kids will see through our agendas and will ultimately like what they like. The little scoundrels.

That's true. And our beef is with the manufacturer, right? Marvel puts out enough female superheroes to fill an aisle (a sight I'd love to see.)

Do you think you can give my daughter a call and explain that to her? It'll make our Christmas easier, thanks.

I have a three year old daughter who, among many other things (including Frozen stuff and dragons,) looooves superheroes, Spider-Man in particular. I wonder how would she react to a female version. She likes Bat-Girl though, kinda, but prefers Bat-Man. Thing is, it's not necessary for a little girl who likes…

Ouch. Hope it gets better soon! I've fainted from falling down (from a tree, but I passed out in mid air, before hitting the ground,) so that would have made me faint until next week.

Indeed.

"Patriots? If you are a Patriots fan, you support... America? Hmm, Doesn't sound so bad, but fuck those assholes anyway."

These are the same men who always say they don't want to have daughters, because they'd get too "jealous", because women in general are just property to be had and feel weary about giving away.

I do that too. I can live with the hassle of stepping down the sidewalk and avoid cars just to pass a woman who's been walking in front of me for more than a few yards and who might, reasonably so, be quite afraid.

Brilliant! Do it again! Are there any other artist/city pairings?

Crap, yes. Why was I thinking Jumbo Elliot? The Monday Night Miracle, isn't it? See, in my mind, my memories turn to the nice ones!

I'm a lifelong Jets fan and I would absolutely love to be the hack that gets to write anti-Jets posts. Just sayin'.