In the real, factual world of today, these would be the first headlines that would announce the existence of Spider-Man.

This is Pie, my Scottish Fold, truly the coolest cat (or animal) that I've met. He responds to his own name, waits for his turn to be petted (after my other cat and daughter) and who owns his own pet chimp (in the picture.) So yeah, I'm not surprised to hear about Taylor's calm cat.

Applebees Oriental Chicken Salad is probably way better than the big bowl of nothingI 'm going to eat for lunch.

I have a three year old myself and I may have already surprassed my anticipated quota already just by getting her ready for school.

I will say "but you don't need that", as many times as I possibly can today.

this one had forbidden strawberry and kiwi. Will I be denied entry to Heaven?

I thought babies got made after reading Fifty Shades of Grey.

Perhaps. Just a matter of personal choice. I tend to enjoy the Doctor being snippy and playful like that, but I can see how it could be jarring to some.

exactly! My birthday was two weeks ago, and I got a whole (if tiny) cake to myself. How could a God object to that?

If having a birthday is wrong then I don't want to be right. It's our yearly reminder of how life is finite and brief and constantly shrinking. And that's awesome!

why not? You totally should have, that stuff is kinda awesome. (I'm Mexican and I'm not afraid to presume you probably know more about it than me.)

Unless it was directed by Michael Bay.

Great story. And yes, he definitely is that green bird. In fact, we all have a green bird in our lives, don't we?

This sort of thing would completely blow away my already confused mind. I'm a guy, and as for events, I can recall them pretty well, they either happened or not. If I copied and pasted bits of memories into a single one, I'd feel like I was trapped in Memento or something. My problem is with everything else: leaving…

My question is: is it hoarding if you can't find it when you're looking for it? I buy new socks for my daughter about every two weeks, for her school uniform. Every time, the ones I take off her feet last for a few days, if i can recall where I put them (I manually wash them in the sink then put them back.) after…

Someone else said it in the comments, and I agree, it's more like the Doctor wants to hog Clara's attention and time because he's selfish and brattish like a child, not out of actual romantic jealousy, so we're good.

To be honest, it made me long for breakfast.

Eggselsior!

I eggxpected you to know that already and just be yolk-ing.

THE EGG GUY WAS VINCENT PRICE. (He was, wasn't, he?)