Exactly. I'm a man unafraid of reading an instruction manual.

How would an interested party acquire such a bovine pond to dispose of one's enemies, I wonder?

I only buy CDs of artists I've bought CDs of since my teens (Morrissey, cuz I'm Mexican?) out of completion. Everything else I either buy or stream.

Whoa, wait... What's wrong with Toad the Wet Sprocket?

True. We've been trained to not ask for directions. And this article and the comment section were like a bullet of questions to my brain! But it's a good way to go forward, so thanks for "always ask questions."

But I'll never learn everything, I think. It's a constant concern not to mess up!

Tracy, you can't post about sites like that and don't expect us to lose our mornings/afternoons there. Damn you! We have jobs!

I am a married man, a father of a daughter and I absolutely agree with you on this, at least from a personal point of view. I've spent a whole three years damning myself for being so ignorant. although, in my defence, I understand men even less, their company makes me uncomfortable and most of them and their ways are…

...and I want to look like six thousand dollars and go get some taco bell, yo.

Thanks, as do you. If you ever need man-child advice, I'm your guy!

Thanks for all that. In the interest of full disclosure, I too, was diagnosed with adult ADD and OCD, for which therapy and medication has greatly helped. I still struggle with housework, and bills, and I can't follow the instructions the GPS lady shouts out at me, or focus enough to learn to drive, but I'm trying,…

I'm a married man in my mid thirties. I'm told constantly that I'm a man-child, mostly because I need to be told what to do all the time. (My behavior though, is stellar and deserves a golden star. I never pout, I just can't concentrate.) Thing is, I've been discovering more and more, that it's quite common among men…

One would think, from pure personal experience, that avoiding being naked at all times and not being sexually attractive are mutually exclusive, therefore rendering Erin's article useless, I'm afraid.

I love Andy, but I wasn't sure about Chris Pratt himself. My opinion of him was colored by an interview I saw years ago, before I ever saw any Parks & Rec, and he (in my opinion,) seemed like a bit of a jerk. But the whole of the interwebs is full of what a nice, cool guy he is, and that interview ( think it was on…

I like this game: I've never seen snow, except for pictures and films. So it must not exist, and neither does Santa!

Wait. Aren't you supposed to kill Al Gore?

I sometimes go to restaurants where the menu items are listed by their names in English (I'm in Mexico.) I always get nervous when I order because I don't want to be either a)the asshole jerk who went to private bilingual schools who orders a "Birmingham Sauce Shrimp and Chicken Sirloin Filet" (not an actual thing,)…

I have a question, regarding the men in these situations. (I grew up anti social and never went to any parties where there was heavy drinking and didn't even go to a bar until I was in my twenties, so bear with me,) the men who make girls drink more, are they under the influence too? are they sober? Not to try to…

Very well said. Not to derail your train or thought, but, how can someone be "fat and also chubby"?

I've noticed I do this a lot when I comment, but here's yet another fun fact of Mexico: Mayo is the de facto dressing of everything: you put in in your salad, on fish, meat, chicken, and to me, a sandwich without it is sad, lazy and bad parenting.