I was wondering if there are any truther truthers. Yeah, people who are unconvinced by these folks' stupidity and firmly believe they are paid patsies of the guv'ment, or liberal media or the NRA or whatnot into causing a stir, by seemingly being in desbelief of anything. Cuz seriously.

The Gertrude Stein poetry cheapens the whole endeavor, if you want my opinion. I'd just read the "letters from readers" section from Cosmo. Or Us Weekly.

To be honest, as a bearded man, I'm quite the admirer of such a well kept beard.

It's a miracle we even learned to walk!

You mean that's not a roll of change for the bus ride home? Egads.

Some interesting things in there, but Heigl playing straight up drama, without the Shonda Rhimes-ness? Not so sure.

So you didn't grow up to be a voracious, narcisstic, one person show, solo artist jerk? Have the magazines lied to me? I'm shocked.

I was left to my own resources and made do by combining all six of them into my childbearers. Luckily the rest of my sibs were quite older than me. Some of them went to my school plays, others to my graduations, others to pick me up, others to take me to movies, and so on.

The husband broke his arm walking around the neighborhood, and was unable to hop inside his car. Luckily, a troop of well trained girl scouts smashed the car's window.

Would Ann be as grateful if they had to perform another procedure from the handbook? Such as, say, a tracheotomy?

True. I at least know, in theory, where to find a potential date. But a shoulder?? Where do you even begin to look? Sounds like quality TV to me.

No, they'll just have to share their parents' attention and approval. So yay. (I'm the youngest of five. I know what I'm talking about.)

Yes. All of them.

Ah, sorry, I meant a proverbial goat. But you made me feel bad, so...

I don't want a news report, a story told anecdotally will suffice. In the spirit of sharing.

Just curious, what's the "majority"? And where in Texas? And no one said anything?

I know. :) But had I not phrased it like that, my joke would have made no sense!

Socks indeed have desginated feet, your own. If you've been wearing one and giving away the other, you are doing it wrong, yes. :)

I was just in an earthquake just a few minutes ago, and I kept thinking how the experience could be used to fake an excuse to get out of anything academic or work related. (Sidenote: I'm fine.)

My daughter turns EVERYTHING into a prop to reenact scenes from Frozen. So I get your point.