isn't that a bad role model for other toys? What will the raggedy ann doll feel like?

Even moreso, these pics with someone else other than Willow, would have zero element of scandal.

I find it quite objectionable that they decided to give April's figurine a thigh gap.

I dunno, I kinda want my ass to live the American dream, even at the expense of other body parts. Like my knees. Screw them.

Agreed. After staring at them intently for two minutes (for science,) I think that what sexualizes them is the fact he's shirtless, and that they are in black and white. Black and White is ALWAYS sexier.

Yes! It's like, "how could I have possibly existed before you, little annoying-yet-adorable person, came along?" And yet I do remember it happened.

Yes! Exactly. And you would totally down it with some of that fried beer.

I remember the very first time I got a "ROFL" on the internet, and how great it felt. To imagine someone actually rolling on the floor laughing at something I said! It made me feel like a million bucks.

So.. at the beginning of the film, when Marlin is begging to his wife to get back inside to protect themselves against the eel-thingie, he was really onto something?

Or the start of the trailer of one of those christian films: "...In a world where... faith is the last transgression... one nun dares to use... HER PIPES!"

I say it actually spells "Louvre."

Good, because I don't want anyone accusing John Oliver of putting highly sensitive subject matter on his show.

Now, the video of the tiny hamster eating a burrito... aren't those things actually *bad* for hamsters?

Agreed. I'm a straight man, and I always liked Clinton, so I would have totally gone on a bender with him, and who knows where that would have led, with that sax and all that power, inside the Oval Office?

I had two dreams. Little me would be amazed to see I learned to talk to girls enough to marry one. The other dream had to do with chocolate. Not bad, I think.

Winning the bread is all well and good, but who is winning the *bacon*?

Whenever I've had an instance of public discontent with my lovely wife, I always secretly hope it makes others around us feel better about themselves. Probably because I do the same!

I know! I actually celebrate privately the date of the last math class I ever took, where I overslept the final exam... But yeah. Despite my hatred, I'm secretly jealous of people who can whisper to numbers.

Thanks. I've always felt that I could, at least in theory, understand math better and it always frustrated me when I couldn't.

To be fair, I've enjoyed JJ's portrayal of female characters in the past (Sidney Bristow was a major crush.) It's my fear, as I guess it's that of many, that the lack of female characters in the film comes from a mandate from higher up, due to market research or what have you, not from JJ himself. Even though this is…