She softly bullied Rachel Bloom when they were both on The Hollywood Roundtable a few years back. It was uncomfortable.

Hopefully she uses that pistol on herself. Just saying.

Never watched a single episode of this show in its entirety, but was always mildly to moderately annoyed by how much people stan over it. Good riddance?

She won the Oscar for Chicago. Facts and such.

This has been the best season since Season 6 but are any of us really surprised that some competitors long outstayed their respective welcomes? Kameron still hanging on isn’t quite as egregious as Pearl making it to the top 3 but she still has no business being there over the likes of Cracker or even Monet, really.

Kevin Hart is not funny and is a trash person. Try again.

It’s the limpid amber-brown eyes. My knees quake at the sight of ‘em.

I’m two years younger than Priyanka and the thought of dating Nick makes me feel Mary Kay Letourneau-y. Ick.

Pretty sure she likes Oprah more than Oprah likes her. And I’m sure the same applies to everyone in Reese’s life.

All these sad salty neckbeards in the comments section already trashing the movie based on a goddamn trailer. Some things never change.

Dressed to Kill was trash.

No offense, but your taste sounds questionable. Why serve up warmed-over leftovers instead of coming up with something new?

I’m sure they’re heartbroken that some nobody on the internet finds them undesirable.

The two will be duking it out in the Best Supporting Hair category.

Man, Norman Reedus sure likes knocking up European models. (He fathered Helena Christensen’s son).

The supporting cast on Roseanne is great

1) Your name is ironic

Awful women can be victims too

Hilary Duff has always been a c-rag. Just google her past comments about Lindsay Lohan and Faye Dunaway. Must explain why she’s always floundered at the bottom end of the B-list...and that’s being generous.

Snatch Game almost never ends up being that good. I don’t know why it’s touted as one of the most popular challenges.