Its a lot more fun to worry about 22nd century problems than 19th century ones.

Meanwhile we have a frigging measles outbreak on our hands that the GOP refuses to do anything about. But yeah. space pirates.  Got to drop a few billion on that!

They’re employees, not slaves. I presume they don’t come with the building.

Forget it. The guy is way over his head. What an asshat. Not only do we Brazilians have to live under his incompetent presidency, those of us who are F1 fans now also have to hear him try to use it to further his military agenda. Fuck that guy.

“I’m gonna build a big, beautiful racetrack, and Formula One is gonna pay for it.”

Yay, another fascist for F1 to suck up to and another track incredibly important to F1 being relegated to history.

No, he is a bad person because he is supporting the police opening fire with machine guns on its population from helicopters and guaranteeing police officers aren’t held accountable for any deaths.

Is that bad enough for you?

Actually he sucks shit.

This Bolsonaro clown just likes fucking things up, doesn't he?

It works for me. Anyone who claims it doesn’t work for them is fake news.

Here... What everyone actually came for, the side by side.

Retire... or impeach.

Better plot than most car movies deserve.

It HAS to have Jason Statham in it.

If movies have taught me anything, it’s that a highly-skilled team of mercenaries hijacked a submarine, silently boarded the tanker containing the cars, started a fire as a distraction and, as the crew escaped, cut a whole in the bow and unloaded the Porsches onto the submarine before the boat sank.

Thats not a test drive, it’s a return policy and many dealers have them. Difference being you actually have to purchase this car for a “test drive”. I’m also fairly certain the return process is not quite the same as just giving the keys back and saying “Eh, I’ll think about it”.

Presumably, you’ll also need to actually take out (not just be pre-approved for) an auto loan, or plunk down the $35,000 cash. I can’t imagine this return period being a true test drive, in the sense that you drive a prospective vehicle with nothing more than presenting your valid DL. So there’s 3 bureau inquiries and…

What if you have two microwaves? 

If a car comes standard with 19-inch wheels as indicated on the window sticker, the dealer just can’t replace them with something else.

Fun? Reliable?? This is the correct answer. Plus it might be worth more than what you buy it for in 3 years.

Get that panty dropper