Probablies that Tiff got support from Daddy Derpo as long as she graduated HS, stayed in college and graduated. Probably some kinda agreement she’s funded until she gets her MBA or J.D., but Tiff & Marla don’t have much wealth themselves.

I have this recurring image of Mel and Don. Every few weeks in 2015 they bumped into each other at Trump Tower. At some point he mentioned that he was running for president. For real this time.

I don’t. Can you imagine the sheer number of conspiracy theories that would arise out of that? Hillary would never be safe.

I mean...when Barack looks at Michelle, every time in public, it is as if he is looking at an angel and he can’t quite believe it. It is the look of a man utterly transfixed. 

they were tender lovers, who playfully teased each other.

“Tender lovers”

Obamas display real intimacy, fondness, respect, and collaboration. We don’t know all the dirt and I truly hope there isn’t any ... ever. Please let the Obama story continue much like the Carters rather than anything like the Clintons.

These are all great and remember, “Inquiring minds want to know” (not that Donnie’s pals at AMI would ever ask

just marriage? I’m pretty sure he views most of life through the same profit/loss transactional lens. Kids? What’s in it for Donald. Sex? What’s in it for Donald. Food ... awards ... news reporting ... travel ... whatever the activity is must always be weighed against what does Donald get out of it.

Is it bad that every morning when I wake up, I eagerly check my phone hoping for a CNN headline that President Cheeto died on the toilet mid-shit, with his pants around his ankles? I mean, a President Pence and First Lady Mother legit terrifies me, but a tell-all from Melania--or maybe better, Tiffany--would very nearl…

Imagining them acting like real people is just too impossible. It’s easier to imagine something like a tree clapping alone. It’s not like the Obamas where it’s clear the fondness and intimacy is real.

Melania is the third wife of a wealthy man with a history of adultery and sexual abuse. She knows exactly where she stands, and so do we.

He definitely sees marriage as just a business transaction. He’s pretty much said so a few times. 

I’ve got some questions for The Melania Whisperer, maybe the Fox Friends can pick up the slack and have him back to ask:

1. When you were pregnant with his fifth child, and he was out raw-dogging porn stars, was this the moment you knew you’d be together forever?

2. Were there any other insecure American millionaires…

right he basically bought her

...tender lovers, who playfully teased each other.

“they were tender lovers”

tender lovers

How self aware is he if he thinks most women wouldn’t cry if their spouse/so got shot and was near death? He’s self-aware his wife doesn’t give 2 sh$ts about him, but that’s about it. He has her all tied up with the pre-nup.

I mean not many wives would react that way to tragedy, I know mine wouldn’t