adri233
What Fresh Hell Is This?
adri233

Viva la raza, viva mis hermanas.

If I looked down at my feet and either of those shoes were on them I would pour gasoline on my feet and set them on fire.

Aside from the obvious hideousness of these shoes (which I realize some people will like specifically because of how ridiculously ugly they are), kitten heels are the dumbest of all possible shoes. They’re not high enough to actually make sense for an aesthetic appeal (kitten heels aren’t going to make anyone’s legs

I know the god known as Irony is the name of the game right now, but as someone who hates spending money but loooves a good shoe, I’m legit bothered by this fairly recent obsession with designers creating obscenely hideous shoes... and then people falling. all. OVER THEMSELVES to buy these hideous pieces of crap. And

They'll look great when a flying house from Kansas lands on you.

Do people who design ladies shoes even know what feet look like? Why do they always forget about to include room for toes. 

if you really wanted to record the fact that this is the parent that carried and gave birth to the child, ‘gestational parent’ is right there

It’s not upcycling if you take a brand new, perfectly usable sandal, and turn it into hot garbage that makes it look like you got your foot caught in a diving flipper. Not okay.

I may be a peasant, but...

The main complaint against Jenny from the Block concerns a manicurist she (allegedly) flies across the country whenever she needs her nails done. The cost? Nearly $1500! I’m also told that she spends more than $15,000 a day on makeup artists, hair stylists, and personal trainers while on tour.

It would just end, I’d imagine, but the State of New York has probably already called dibs on nailing his ass to the wall the moment he’s out of office.

“Congressional committees already investigating Trump also hope the impeachment process will grant them expedited access to documents, witnesses, and legal processes that the administration has been successfully stonewalling.”

“The thought of impeaching Donald Trump makes House Democrats queasy.

He will have the choose whether to break the law or honor his responsibility to the constitution.”

I’m not going to pretend to fully understand the impeachment process, but the inquiry and investigations alone will put a lot of backs against the wall which is good enough for me. IF the house eventually votes in favour of impeachment, is it possible that those in the senate (with their backs against the wall) use it

He’d better hope for the rapture, because without divine intervention he’s probably going down with his boss.

Man, I KNOW. But you know, I was all cozy and the dogs were snoring, and I was just waking up and it was raining...

Just one comment, 3 words: Git. That. Ass

You love to see it.

True story: I was lying in bed this morning thinking about impeachment (so? what do you think about?). I was remembering some stories last week about how Pence had his fingers in this whole Ukrainian mess. And I thought, if Trump gets impeached, and Pence is found complicit then Nancy Pelosi will be president.