The first time I found myself reflexively cheering upon news of a death, without even questioning the propriety of my response, was the day Jerry Falwell (Sr) died.

When Scalia died, I got a text from a friend that said, “Ding dong the witch is dead!!” In response, I wrote a thoughtful, circumspect piece about how even assholes deserve human dignity and I wasn’t going to dance on the man’s grave.

Wow, first Missy drops a new album and now this guy’s dead? This has been a pretty solid birthday so far.

Any spin focusing on the Koch Bros cultural philanthropy should note that it served to justify - via relatively small examples of noblesse oblige - cutting government subsidies of the arts.

To quote/paraphrase Henry Rollins: “Good.  Stay dead, motherfucker.” (I think it was originally part of a spoken word bit about a Halliburton executive, but it applies just as well here.)

1 down, 1 to go. Sorry not sorry.

She’s implying she wasn’t close with him, but her phone number was in his little black book. Seems unlikely that she just stood next to him at a few events while a photo was taken. It also doesn’t look great when you start out saying I’m no saint but I won’t be held hostage by my past. Comes off like you’re hiding…

This makes the only time I’ve ever seen Sanders follow through on something.

jfc right? is that what the rich folk think all of us poors live like? just...beige? 

Jesus. With that bleak apartment, I’m surprised they’re not in a suicide pact; divorce seems reasonable.

I stopped reading to comment here. WHO THE HELL USES A LIPSTICK SAMPLE ON THEIR LIPS?????  Were they raised by wolves? 

Election is sooooo good!

Oh he knew alright. There is no way that he didn’t.

He is a garbage human anyway without being part of Epstein’s ring so I really don’t care what he has to say about it though it’s interesting that he’s actually been forced to say something.

I’m sure he’s appalled, but not appalled enough to stop fucking little girls.

i mean, what is he supposed to say? sorry i slept with children and have learnt the error of my ways? this isnt he can give give an half assed apology for.

Gladly.

Also as plausible as when Joe Smith got word from God that polygamy was cool, right about the same time as the hot nanny moved in.