She thinks SHE’S a Hamptons pioneer? Ha! (My Hamptons heroine)

Look, being a pioneer is dangerous.

“When you are a pioneer, like I am, it’s not easy,’ she said. ‘I’m the only white person who owns and lives on this street.’”

But Michelle was wasteful in her Pope dress:

I misread this as Lindsay Lohan and wanted to ask you to not share that fanfic.

I think she looks very happy and pretty. There are plenty of negative things to say about her family but this pic or her choice of expensive coat aren’t what I care about (I hated when Hillary and Michelle got criticized for the same stuff)

Possibly?

Man, Howard Stern is possibly the best interviewer currently out there. It’s really amazing how he consistently gets people to really dish on themselves.

I veg. I’m special that way:/

When was Kevin Bacon’s Last Fuckable Day?

“The Others”. Holy crap.

I’m gonna watch the shit out of this.

“definition of compassionate: a compassion that is balanced between the people who get the benefits and the people who pay them.”

 Great British baking show

It’s 4am here and I am wide awake. If anyone knows something soothing to watch and fall asleep to on Netflix, please let me know!

Cigarettes, alcohol, and self-loathing.

As Mr. Rogers said- look for the helpers. This type of event is so horrifying, but knowing that there are people helping gives me hope.

Richard Lawson is a national treasure.

That movie is amazing and taught me about reproduction.