I know that feel - if i sneak bits of Muenster at night, it doesn’t count, right? 

Cute!

When you realize Omarosa found someone who is OK with being married to her, but you haven’t made it past a first date in almost 3 years.

I made my nails look like chocolate bars.

*gasp* GORgeous! I was one of the ones demanding an update, thank you, I love them. What is this change coming over me, I never used to like any of the components of rose gold but I swoon over it now. What kills me is that I swear my younger brother’s hair is turning that color as we age (??).

There are rules on how to survive 1st and 2nd date and what to talk about. You are Jewish man, under any circumstances ever mention your mother.

Brag thread! What’s a super cool thing you have accomplished recently?

I got my dream job. Literally my dream job. I start in May. I am freaking out. I now have to quit my job and move and start this huge new process but I’m so fucking thrilled and I can’t believe it. Holy shit. It’s not quite official but I’m waiting for my contract to be sent to me (Tuesday) before I announce it but…

Thanks! I know I should really count my blessings that, apart from some mental health things, my health has generally been pretty good—and I do, but I also gained a lot of weight as part of a combo of post-college life, untreated depression, and too much food and booze because of said untreated depression, so I’m…

I feel you. I hired a personal trainer this semester and have been working out several times a week for eight weeks. I added more vegetables to my diet. I cut back on drinking, and I’m up from where I started, weight-wise. I’ve lost some inches, which I appreciate, but damn did it sting at first.

And they started out above 280lbs, losing 15lbs in 1 week is less severe than losing 15lbs when you weigh under 150lbs

I remember when Pierce Brosnan’s first wife, Cassandra, was battling ovarian cancer. When she died it devastated him. I cannot imagine what it was like for him to go through it all over again with his daughter. Absolutely heartbreaking.

The Virgin Suicides will make me love her forever (also Interview with a Vampire and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Drop Dead Gorgeous and Fargo).

I agree.

Damn it Britney, for president.

Banking on the inevitability that Katie was forced to sign a veeeery comprehensive NDA, I’m prepared to bide my time for Suri’s tell-all.

Buying 1000 copies. I had a long road trip a few weekends ago and listened to Leah’s book and “Going Clear” on Audible (I’m a sucker for documentaries/true stories/crime shit). This fucking group needs to go down and I will support any effort to do so.

I have this fantasy where she, Nicole Kidman, and Leah Rimini are secretly hiding out together and writing the CO$ book to end all tell alls.

I want Katie and Nicole Kidman to do a documentary together which solely consists of them comparing their individual trips to hell.

No, just the one gazebo but it is behind gates now because an 89 year old lady decided to reenact the running and leaping from bench to bench. She fell off and broke her hip. So now you have to stare at it behind a gate. Boo!

The tour was awesome and a great way to see that part of Austria. We went to the cathedral…