Especially in Gaetz’s case, isn’t this a lot like Bonnie writing an Op-Ed claiming what Clyde did wasn’t a bank robbery? 

There’s something savagely appealing about the retrograde vindictiveness of the bill. But religious hysteria and barbaric melodrama around what is a simple procedure to forestall parenthood really do not help to clarify the issue.

What?!? No mention of Killer Mike attending the LAPD afterparty?

But also ... Morning Phase was good.

While not technically saying Gaza, the message was succinct and direct and clear. A perfect memorial.

So this story is even more infuriating and depressing than the article makes it sound—which is already extremely infuriating and depressing.

Actually, hospital administrators are so craven these days that I’m betting they’ll do both: first side with the nurse who tried to save “a baby”, and then can her ass in a heartbeat for PR purposes when the heat from this gets too hot.

Not stroke out and die, it should be a debilitating stroke, leaving him an invalid and in need of constant care. Of course, after losing what money he has to various legal decisions, he would be in the good graces of whatever public healthcare Florida provides.

Him stroking out would probably be best for the country, but on a personal level, I want him to live long enough to be poor. Trading Places nailed this years ago: The best way to hurt a rich person is to turn them into a poor person. I guarantee Donald would rather be dead than live with the many (to him) indignities…

So what he’s saying is that like the border they wanted to campaign on these issues without actually going through with any legislation?

Our national media fail to hold the GOP accountable for the fact that the GOP has no actual agenda or policy. They fully expect that Democrats won’t let their extreme policies happen. Their entire strategy is to propose the wackiest, most extreme ideas to the delight of their base, while counting on liberals to draw…

So you publicly admit you wasted the taxpayers’ time and money on useless pursuits? Maybe just retire, Dick. I mean dick.

Swift performs for three hours nightly. Trump starts rambling about Oreos or something 40 minutes in.

Zero.  He’s got a game to prep for, play in, then celebrate with his teammates.

It’s shrinkflation.  They switched to cheaper ingredients such as corn syrup instead of genuine sugar in their Tide Pods.

This is like a deep fear for me. Our Jr Highschool Janitor died of an infection he got from swallowing wood slivers from a toothpick. he always had one in his mouth 24/7 as far as I know. One day we came back to school to the sad news that he was gravely ill, eventually he passed on, and the story was that some…

So... he either pays up, or has to disclose that he’s not really worth the millions he claims to be?

“Don’t do anything because TikTok told you to.”

I have taken a shit every day of my life.

How many e-mails do you think this guy got today about saying the quiet women-as-livestock part out loud?