‘71 to ‘15 has to be a record for a hispanic actor appearing consecutively on an American TV show, right? 44 years is a long ass run for just about anyone, but I don’t think any Hispanic actor in America has come that close

Pretty much. Your best bet for not hookups is any app that only matches you with friends of friends like Hinge

I stand by my love for strained yogurt and I will die on this hill.

Quite a few actually, both in person and on tv. Yes, I know that he has no back to the basket game, and yes I’m aware that he’s not a jump shooter.

You know, I think it’s probably because someone has connection in the front office. You often see certain teams having preferred trade partners (The Knicks LOVE trading with the Raps, The Suns, and Denver for example)

Keep Plumlee, develop him so that when you get rid of all those terrible contracts he’s the cornerstone of your franchise, trade the guy who is a good trade chip but is often injured.

Another few reasons to use condoms even if your sex buddy says they dont have an STD:

It’s not always feasible depending on your job/role and how shitty your HR department is but if you have a nightmare boss try to save and document most if not all of their bad behavior and present it to HR.

Straight dude and I’ve known all about Stonewall since...maybe I was a kid?

#NotAllCrysturbaters

Since when did Diego Maradona start wearing a Ronald Reagan Point Break mask?

Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin

Wasn’t the “green ears” his noise cancelling headphones that he wore when riding his mower?

“Vagina juice like orange juice in the mornin” so...her vagina tastes the way OJ does after you brush your teeth? Nah

Started with a famous press conference she attended with her dad during the playoffs where she did something adorable and the love has extended from there.

Dear “Good Cops”,

“Titanic in space”

“I’m fat but I dress nice and bitches finesse Mike

Sounds good, but the success of countless movies with unproven actors flies in the face of this. Alternatively, sometimes the big names deliver a big ol’ box office bomb. (for example, Aloha, starring Bradley Cooper and Emma Stone)

claimed to be black to several people, claimed an adopted black brother was her son, darkened her skin, said she was black on a job application, said she was black and referred to herself as black to people in person and on social media, introduced a rando black dude as her father to colleages as well as students.