That last paragraph about the 2009 Magic made me realize a really sad fact: Bernard King, Chris Webber, George Gervin and 'Nique never made it to the Finals but Rafer Alston and Hedo Turkoglu have :\

Johnny Depp in Donnie Brasco?

see also: new fake boobs

My thoughts after watching the beginning of the PUSSY video above: NEVER WIPE FRONT TO BACK IGGY!

Rob Gronkowski: A Hero Of Our Time

Here's an interview where Mike says his dad quit the police force and never wanted Killer Mike, or any of his kids, to join the police force.

When someone tells you to "run" something they are strong arm robbing you with implied violence. "Run the jewels" translates into "give me your items of value". Here's some Killer Mike lyrics to explain (emphasis mine):

Half the comments seem to be in your camp so I'll ask you...when you mention the calorie counting drum what do you mean exactly? Is counting calories isn't an effective weight loss method, that calories as a system of measurement are bullshit, or something else?

Yeah I think I'm up to at max, 100 grams of protein a day, maybe more. My target weight is somewhere between 185-200 and there's no way I can eat 200 grams of protein a day.

That's why I never fly SWA with my 100lb tire collection.

You're a good parent. May we all raise daughters like your daughter.

yeah I paused at :16 and it is the definition of "F'real?"

holy fuck thats a long list of contributors! I thought there were like...10 maybe.

What I've heard floated is a flat stipend. Every player in the NCAA gets the same amount if their on a team.

this comment thread just experienced a....fascinating transition

She's got the same sort of work ethic as Joan Rivers...which is probably no coincidence

Is bone broth a new euphemism for baby batter?

Hope you're the guy in the front...

If it makes you feel any better, I just read something this article that says:

Bill Belichick is the antithesis of Party Hard. The joke is a play on his reputation as a boorish person who experiences little to no partying hard. The joke would also work with a picture of the Dame Maggie Smith.