Yeah it’s too easy to just blame the evil stepmother, he married her and he chose not to leave them anything in the will. The children from the first marriage are far better people than their father and stepmother. What a cruel old man.

Yes! There is something just wrong about him. If I ever met him in person, I’d be more inclined to touch his skin to see if he’s real or if he smells like 9v batteries.

Christian Bale has too much character in his face, but Jared could fight Scott Disick to be in the remake Brett Easton Ellis destroys the last shred of his credibility as an author with.

He went along with it though. I hope that was the result of poor health and strong meds, because that is a shitty way to treat your kids. :(

I’ll have you know that woman doesn’t speak 5 languages, and has a fictitious Architecture degree!!!

I was looking for a photo of Melania taking notes, but there aren’t any because she wasn’t hired for reading and writing, so I cropped this one instead:

*On knees* Please BlackAF DreadLocked Jesus and High Top Bearded Gawd and Holy Spirit (A darkskint black woman, because yes). Please. Let. This. Movie. Be. GREAT.

i’m so busted, i won’t lie

You have shitty taste, sir.

So his mom fucked Busey after they did some coke and drove into a tree. I’ve got a biology degree, that is totally how genetics works.

Not a single one of them has an adult face, either. It’s weird.

And you know he was gassed up before he stepped out. Talmbout some, “oooo boi I’mma be killin’ em tonight! This coat right here clean but y’all don’t know nothin’ bout this here!”

I literally called my dad when I flipped through the channels and saw this shit. lol That Batman quip is dead-ass on; it’s literally what I said. Nigga up in here lookin’ like the Black Penguin.

Steve looked like half of Spy vs. Spy (though I can’t claim that one)...

I’d rather read Kevin Hart’s book on being monogamous and faithful than anything from Bucktooth Harvey lol.

He also pissed off Fox viewers by saying “three little black boys singing a song better than any white person I know.”

That’s what he wears to tour urban housing with mr trump.

I’m glad that Mariah realizes that she was never the J-Lo type with all that dancing and shit. Stand and the mic, bring in the black choir and sing your mid tempo songs, sista

Part of me wants to defend him for wearing whatever it was he had on hand to keep warm - NYC had almost 20 degrees on the Twin Cities last night (both in ambient temp and wind chill), and my husband and I bundled the fuck up with the heaviest coats we had just to walk to our favorite restaurant about a 1/2 mile away.

I think we can all agree that The Mustache is doing God’s work, for our eyes.