Bush IS a war mongerer, Trump IS a racist...Obama IS probably not a muslim.

For a second I thought it was Key from Key and Peele:

I am willing to convict based on that mustache.

GO ON.....

What does that mean, “I’m 5' 8" or 5' 9"?” You’re one or the other.

this shit is fucking 10 feet in the air

That Selena Gomez video is a little disturbing in that she looks like she still has baby fat in her face. It looks like they are sexualizing a ten year old.

I like how you added “I’m an RN” as if it makes you any less of a moron for letting a 13 year old call the shots with regards to something so important.

What the fuck is wrong with this comment section... dude has serious issues and all we can do is make wise cracks? I mean what the fuck is wrong with this comment section.... dude has serious issues and all we can do is make wise cracks?

Stories like this are really important for people who wave away concerns about concussions with “they knew what they were getting into when they chose football.” They really, really didn’t. When most of today’s pro players started out in the game, they knew about the possibility of physical damage but the neurological…

Are you not entertained?!

Every advancement in snow skiing over the last 2 decades is because of snowboards. Twin tips? Parabolics? Non-fucktard clothing? Ahhhahaha just kidding, no I’m not.

This reminds me this video regarding an asshole skier

I think the most unbelievable part of the patrolman’s story is that he didn’t repeatedly shoot Chandler Jones.

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