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Glad the 3-1 massacre still burns you.

But if you do go, film in LANDSCAPE MODE! #HaymakersDeserveBetter

Then his emotions overtook him:

Gulati has to go! Arena? Remember why he was fired? No thanks on Groundhog Day.

Here we go Brownies, here we go, woof woof!

Wake up, cunt. 2016 City of Champions. We have the NPSL National Championship, the UFC Heavyweight Belt, the Larry O’Brien Trophy, the Calder Cup and in five games from now, we’ll have the Commissioner’s Trophy. (Superbowl is in 2017 so it doesn’t count). 

You should include Columbus, too. Crew has owned TFC for all of your little expansion lives.

Should the word “literally” even exist?

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Worked out well Saturday night. (37 second mark)

How many of you have watched “The Warriors” on VHS or any movie?

Great, I have to watch Bayern lose in the semis of the Olympics, too?

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No shit! Go to the 2:05 mark. Denver missed wide right. “The Drive” by Elway would have been forgotten.

Yes, yes, yes!!! I think we’re all over the whole “one team is better SIMPLY because they beat the other, over not one, but seven games.”

I’m an atheist soccer fan that freakin’ loves Tebow!

When can I get bladdered with Haisley and watch some footie?

Exactly. They won one World Cup, in fuckin ‘66, when they were the host country. Yet every citizen on that little island thinks they are super soccer-relevant.

Henry Miller’s hot take: “I love the urine that pours out scalding and the clap that runs endlessly; I love the words of hysterics and the sentences that flow on like dysentery and mirror all the sick images of the soul...” (from Tropic of Cancer)