margarine is vileness incarnate

“Papa John does not make good pizza...” Au contraire mon Claire, pizza and sex have two things in common. When it’s good, it’s really good. And when it’s bad...it’s still pretty good.

Me too. I didn’t suffer through a butter-free childhood in the 80s to move to the south as an adult and not use the real deal.

I know you were going for “authenticity”, but if (read as: when) I do this, I’m using butter.