“Appropriately catching heat”

Swift is used to weird creepos gunning for her. As skeevy as Cannon’s overtures are, they got nothin on Stefan Molyneux’s “you’re so beautiful, it’s a shame you haven’t had kids yet, because soon your womb will be a shriveled husk and you’ll serve no purpose to anyone, millionaire singer-songwriter who is incredibly…

Yeah. I really enjoyed season’s 1, 3, 2, and whatever the Lady Gaga vampire season was (in that order). AHS is a hit and miss show depending on the story/season. But hiring a Kardashian is a guarantee I won’t even give the season a chance.

Exactly. They’re young. They’re both in the entertainment industry. And they’re both wealthy.

Unfortunately, with singledom comes bizarre overtures. Nick Cannon just said he wants to have baby #13 with Swift: “I think she would relate to me very well.”

I mean, marrying at 19 is almost never a good idea but I kind of get the feeling MBB grew up with shitty stage parents who made her grow up too fast and she was probably the one supporting the family, and the Bongiovis seem like a lovely family so maybe this is what she needs.

Good luck (sincerely) to Brown and Bongiovi. No way I was mature enough at 19/20 to get married but I am sure they both did a lot of fast growing up in the entertainment industry.

So she’s going to be Millie Bobby Brown-Bongiovi? If they name their first child Madonna or Prince they’ll have a good chunk of 80's pop covered.

That’s what the GOP is certainly hoping for.

Any chance we can start holding people liable if their prayers don’t come true?

They offer “thoughts and prayers” because they’re incapable of either.

Apparently he’s 20 years old, so at least she’s not marrying one of the many older creeps who were being way too groomy with her when she was still sixteen (COUGH Drake is a predator COUGH).

Parts of this country are becoming sub-third-world.

These assholes are going to charge her with a crime on top of everything, aren’t they?

I find this part of the original WaPo article especially interesting:

Flee the Confederacy.

I thank the universe I’m going through early menopause and am not sexually active, because every one of these stories is heartbreaking and terrifying. I think of my younger friends, especially in restrictive states(hi from Maryland) and my nieces and I just can’t see this ending well. R’s don’t care what we want, and…

The article is horrifying. What are we to do, return to the days when 7 in 10of us died from childbirth and complications thereof. The cemeteries from pre- 1920 are full of women whose pregnancies killed them.

They offer “thoughts and prayers” despite being incapable of either.

Welcome to USA. Land of free and home of ZERO human rights.