In other news, water is wet.

And he’s Asian, so he can be trotted around as “one of the good ones.”

But Lin Manuel Miranda is popular, so everything he does must be ripped to shreds for not being perfect.

But kissing is only okay when it’s straight white people.

I have never been more embarrassed in my life for the human race. I am a Jewish woman from New Jersey, you’re a disgusting piece of shit.

Poetry.

That shade of yellow is absolutely beautiful on her.

I’m glad.  He deserves it.

Natural causes!? At 23!? I think the f*ck not.

I can’t freaking wait.

It pisses me off that “Teehee, it was just my female incompetence!” seems to be the go-to defense when the murderous cop is a woman. And that it works.

People’s knee-jerk reactions to intense relief can be weird, though.

“Those alive today are not culpable for misconduct that took place long before they were born,” adding “it would be unjust to hold them responsible for it.”

But it’s not time to talk about gun control yet, you guys. We can’t make this political. /s

Destruction of police property, too. Make these fuckers too expensive to equip.

Potter and her partner, who she was training

He is also Geralt of Rivia now. Henry Cavill’s nerd cred is unimpeachable.

*pours one out*

I think they’d only been planning one more, anyway.