Ever catch yourself hoping that you and everyone you love is enough of an asshole to live to a ripe old age?

Perfect compromise!

Perfect GIF is perfect.

Ooh, that would be a great idea!

We don’t want the other prisoners getting the ‘rona, though. I’m concerned for their safety.

I’d prefer to see him recover (after suffering for a good month or two), lose the election, and spend the rest of his pathetic life penniless, humiliated, and miserable in prison for all the wildly illegal shit he’s done...

Honestly? I’m totally here for it. I adored the Sister Act movies as a kid.

She’s past childbearing, after all. Sexual relations are sinful unless you’re trying to conceive.

I don’t understand why the actual fuck they aren’t doing these virtually. It would be so simple and so much safer. Ugh.

And if he doesn’t, someone in that infected-ass White House may give it to him soon.

There’s never a bad time of day for delicious, fatty breakfast food. I hold this belief very dearly.

Happy birthday! That sounds delicious.

I mean, how high are the ceilings? A sprayer would be easiest if they’re on the higher side, I’d think.

This is my dream scenario, too. I want him to die penniless in prison.

Some pictures do indeed speak a thousand words. This poor family.

And how, exactly, was she trying to spin you losing multiple wanted pregnancies as “a good thing?”

Ranked choice on that dream ballot, too? Because that would be *chef’s kiss*

Good point.

Who knows how this will go for Trump.

Since they immediately married Lana off to someone else, I was also wondering if this means Archer/Pam will be endgame. I would be extremely down for that.