Goddammit, now I’m craving a bloody mary.

Hopefully none of which include putting it in your vagina, but knowing Gwyneth...

Huh. I’m the exact opposite: I love olives, but hate dirty martinis. It was a terribly disappointing discovery.

100%.

Convenience, I’d guess.

Same. We’ll be wrong together, eating our garlicky creamed spinach.

I am a Maryland native, and I don’t love Old Bay, either.

Costco really is the best.

There is indeed no such thing as “too much” garlic.

Same. I need cream and no sugar (my standard), or lots of cream and lots of sugar.

He does seem to have gotten nuttier under their influence. I don’t know if they encouraged it, but they’re not exactly discouraging it.

But everyone can TOTALLY afford to pick up and move to a different state on a whim! /s

As it should be.

Where did you find these? Because I need them.

Oh damn, this looks amazing. We love trying historical recipes in my family!

Your mother is a wise woman.

So the main lesson I’m taking from this is that y’all love you some carbs?

It really does.

Oh, I have too. I mean, I haven’t had anything I’d seek out at sea level, but I’m usually fine with the food on long-haul flights.

Plus, it’s not as though you have any other options if you’re hungry on a long flight.