Wow. That is some entitled bullshit right there.

It’s so depressing that you’ve got a valid point, there.

Air fried chicken wings are fantastic.

Ain’t that the truth. Publix fried chicken is amazing.

There is no better way to reheat leftover fried foods. Also: no greasy mess all over my stove, or lingering aroma of hot grease throughout the house for the next week. I’m a huge air fryer fan.

I’m getting an intense premonition that her boundary-less son will be in the news for raping or killing someone who had the audacity to tell him “no” in about 13 years.

This “old” Millennial likes the cut of your jib, Gran!

Subtle, but I enjoyed it. Take your star.

Oh damn, that sounds delicious...

Do the Abrahamic religions have the earliest examples of a toxic fandom?

I kind of feel that by creating “more inclusive” words, we’re kind of just confirming that trans women aren’t “women.” I don’t care for it.

Misogyny is a hell of a drug.

She’s clearly never tasted either, because cock and sardines taste nothing alike. Unless, perhaps, you’re screwing a merman.

That’s more like it!

Fuck those people. Sardines are delicious.

Right? That was my first reaction. I thought shark was one of those fish we emphatically shouldn’t be eating due to the mercury.

Yup. Whether or not soup is a meal depends heavily on the soup. Pho? Yes. Ramen? Yes. Tomato soup? No.

Sneaky workaround. I dig it.

I’m so curious, man.

Yeah, that explanation was bullshit.