It makes NO sense.

Yep. Getting rid of Trump is rapidly becoming necessary for self-preservation.

“Why, back in the good old days, secretaries didn’t get uppity if you gave them a smack on the behind!”

But he must have had a good reason, you see. He can’t just have been a slimeball.

Yeah, fuck, at that point why not burn it all down? I wish I were being sarcastic.

YUP

This. This right here. We somehow managed to get two excellent options this time around, and we best not squander them.

Yeah, I don’t think he’d put it to a vote at all unless he was getting tired of Trump constantly embarrassing the GOP on the world stage.

Because he said he’d allow an impeachment to proceed in the Senate. For someone as gleefully obstructionist as he is, that’s pretty huge.

He made a big old jug of lemonade out of those lemons, for sure.

Idk, McConnell is looking keen to rid himself of Trump lately...

Right? I don’t know if they’re trying to make sure everyone goes down with them, but damn.

Guiliani’s been a pretty great witness, too.

I’m less worried about that now that these texts have come out, but... yes, that is an unappealing prospect.

Good.

Trust me!

what is dead may never die

If either she or Sanders wins the primary, I will do freaking cartwheels.

There have been presidents as malevolent as Trump before, but I think you’d be hard-pressed to find one as deeply weird and confused.

Uuuuuuggghhh, my God. Just own up to being a cheap asshole, man. Don’t pretend you’re doing anyone a Christlike favor.